this is cringe

i dotn know how code
also my keyboard doesnt have the triangle brackets i am having to copy/paste them in for everything.
im keeping this here for future reference ok ok ---> <>
kms

i specifically made this annoying to read, enjoy it chucklenuts

me rn:

top 10 n:
1. Bristol's Best Bums [2017 edition]
2 )fabled underscore skyminge underscore wreaks underscore havoc underscore upon underscore small underscore welsh underscore village forwardslash article dot co dot uk
Third / if YOU turned yourself into a PICKLE; how funny would that be?! locals say: "funniest shit ive ever seen" news updated every logsday at 38.91
5: this list is made using the "dt" and "dd" tags but you wouldnt know that because normies use "ul" and "ol" like the brainless morons they are - says man who doesnt know any html
1984; i am now realising that the same effect could have been achieved using "br" as well. but i am a lowly clown


BREAKING NEWS

21 / 4 / 2023; 21.37

this stupid fucking website doesn't accept font variation settings or font stretch. absolute bullshit i say

i wanted to fuck up my text even more and make it M E G A W I D E but it wouldn't let me and i cant even use variation settings to weasel my way around it how dare you limit my brain power you will rue the day i tell you RUE THE FUCKING DAY

also one day ill add a border to this news section once i can figure out how to do it kekL


21 / 4 / 2023; 21.54

i added a border lol


21 / 4 / 2023; 22.04

[UPDATED 21 / 4 / 2023; 22.08]

i also added a scrollbar so i can fit multiple entries on 1 page without making the page itself a million km long. the scroll bar is actually hidden until it is needed which is a neat feature that you won't ever actually know about except that i just told you


21 / 4 / 2023; 22.18

"BREAKING NEWS" now flashes. it's kinda finnicky because apparently the blink tag is considered lame and obsolete. i added it anyways, but it required some keyframe animation that turned out super sloppy. will figure out how to make it look better later


22 / 4 / 2023; 16.34

this website sucks so much donkey balls, it's unreal

i'm probably not gonna do much else with this aside from the occasional post when i get bored